i wish there was a non-assholeish way to say “our friendship has run it’s course, you make me uncomfortable with your feelings and a lot of shit you do pisses me off bye”
I know you wanted this on your dash.
This is the best thing I’ve ever seen.
if you listen you can hear it when it lands
look how happy it is tho
“No one’s perfect. Everyone’s flawed. It’s a really kind of modern experience to have heroes that are flawed. They’re trying to become their better selves. They might not always make the right decisions, they might not do everything the best way possible, but that struggle, that attempt and that failure and then that reattempt…that’s interesting. That’s why she’s interesting to me. I think I can relate to that. I think everybody relates to that.” -Stana Katic
sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST
Post it notes from a stay-at-home dad
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In 1731, King Frederick I of Sweden gave a lion he had killed to a taxidermist who had never seen a lion before, and this was the result
Not mine. I just wanted to have them together and in order.
this is glorious
IF U PUT UR EAR TO A SEASHELL U CAN HEAR THE OCEAN, IF U PUT UR EAR TO A HERMIT CRAB SHELL U CAN HEAR A TINY CRUSTACEAN CRAWLING INTO UR BODY AND TAKING CONTROL
If this gets 3 million notes I’ll make a dress out of these
And wear it to the nearest major city
SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA THAT MATCHES.
YOU’RE GONNA REGRET PUTTING THIS ON TUMBLR